After too much festive fun and entering this year looking like a camels ballbag, I decided to start the new year with a juice diet and detox, but this is hard work. So you can imagine my excitement when someone mentioned that you could do both in one 45 minute session.
My mate suggested we get hooked up to a vitamin IV drip, which fills your body with vitamins and minerals and at the same time we have a colonic irrigation, which fills up the back passage with water and flushes out all the bad stuff still lurking about in the colon and intestinal tract.
So for 45 minutes you’re on all fours, being filled from both ends whilst detoxing and losing the Christmas bulge. Kind of a healthy spit roast.