Yes Poundland are now selling engagement ring’s. I heard it on Loose Women and almost spat out my Lucky Charms.
It was bound to happen, with Superdrug offering Botox, the Co-Op arranging funerals and Tesco providing life insurance, all your life choices are brought to you as you shop.
Roll up roll up If you die before Wednesday you get a free alarm clock. Every little helps!
What’s next? Adopting a baby in Mothercare? A boob job in B&Q? Who knows in a years time you could get married in Sainsbury’s and divorced in Argos all whilst you shop. If only Woolworths had of sold Vajazzal’s next to the penny sweets, they might still be in business.