• Look at Shane McGowan’s teeth on You Tube on a daily basis to remind you why you don’t drink 

    • When you get home whack on a mud mask. You’re going to be less likely to want to run to the shop for a bottle of vino when you have a face full of mud

    • Enjoy being a bit miserable. Like just make the most of it. Atleast it’s not 9 months and then you have to push a baby out at the end of it.

    • Spend the money you’ve saved on booze on feel good treats like books, slippers and botox

    • Invent something. Come up with a new invention like Unicorn Tampons

    • Make a cool Wind Chime or budget Chandelier from all your empty bottles

    • Take pictures of your now sparkly clean and empty glass recycling bin and upload to Instagram

    • Get into nature, buy a book on local pub walks but just don’t go to the pubs.

    • Lock your phone in a safe each evening

    • Get rid of all alcohol in your flat/ house. Drink it up quick or if you don’t have time then give it to a close friend who you know won’t drink it and will give it back to you at the end of the month when you will really need a drink.

    • Start exercising or if not then use the money saved on alchohol to buy a nice pair of trainers and wear them round the house.

    • Meditate whilst chanting ‘’It’s only a month, it’s only a month’’

    • Avoid all social events like the Plague. If you can’t get away from them, then you could use all this extra time you now have to fake your own death.

    • Leave all Whatsapp groups

    • Buy a dressing gown and use it as Invisibility Cloak. Put it on and stay in.

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