FORGET FOMO ITS ALL ABOUT JOMO, FONC, JONC & FODA
There’s only one thing better than making plans. That’s them being cancelled.
LIFESTYLE
WHEN I GO FOR A SMEAR TEST I CHANNEL MY INNER GEMMA COLLINS
If the GC can face the embarrassment of stacking it 3 times on TV and
DATING TIPS: HOW TO DATE THROUGH YOUR DOG
Sick of Tinder dating? This Valentines why not visit your local park or dog-friendly café
LAST NIGHT I HAD SOME STILTON BEFORE BED AND DREAMT I WAS NAKED ON THE STREETS OF BLACKPOOL
I’ve never been to Blackpool so I have no idea what I was doing there.
THESE DAYS I HAVE TO CHECK THE MIRROR TO SEE IF I’M STILL LIVING IN THE MOMENT
Every time I meditate I end up in Costcutter.
THIS VALENTINES DAY NOTHING SAYS I LOVE YOU MORE THAN A £1 RING FROM POUNDLAND
Yes, Poundland is now selling engagement rings. I heard it on Loose Women and almost
HEALTHY SPIT ROAST
After too much festive fun and entering this year looking like a camels ballbag, I
WOMAN WHO PUTS ON 3 STONE DECIDES TO PUT ON ANOTHER ONE
Susan Cole from Watford said she was trying hard to loose the excess weight she
WOMAN GETS A TICKET FOR SLEEPING WITH TRAFFIC WARDEN
Lilian Firth from Cardiff said she joined Tinder three months ago, to find love after
PASSENGER THROWN OFF FLIGHT FOR BLOWING ON A BALD MANS HEAD
Barry Amscomb was on a short day flight back from Majorca, when he said he