Look at Shane McGowan’s teeth on YouTube on a daily basis to remind you why you don’t drink
When you get home whack on a mud mask. You’re going to be less likely to want to run to the shop for a bottle of vino when you have a face full of mud
Enjoy being a bit miserable. Like just make the most of it. At least it’s not 9 months and then you have to push a baby out at the end of it.
Spend the money you’ve saved on booze on feel-good treats like books, slippers and botox
Invent something. Come up with a new invention like Unicorn Tampons
Make a cool Wind Chime or budget Chandelier from all your empty bottles
Take pictures of your now sparkly clean and empty glass recycling bin and upload to Instagram
Get into nature, buy a book on local pub walks but just don’t go to the pubs.
Lock your phone in a safe each evening
Get rid of all alcohol in your flat/ house. Drink it up quick or if you don’t have time then give it to a close friend who you know won’t drink it and will give it back to you at the end of the month when you will really need a drink.
Start exercising or if not then use the money saved on alcohol to buy a nice pair of trainers and wear them around the house.
Meditate whilst chanting ‘’It’s only a month, it’s only a month’’
Avoid all social events like the Plague. If you can’t get away from them, then you could use all this extra time you now have to fake your own death.
Leave all Whatsapp groups
Buy a dressing gown and use it as Invisibility Cloak. Put it on and stay in.